I got an internet the other day...
We have some real geniuses running our country. In this quote somebody sent to me, the insightful and culturally hip Republican Ted Stevens proves why our politicians really need to undergo mental screenings after a certain age. Read how he describes in intricate detail the problems with those bothersome internets:
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
Doesn't it give you a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that our country is in such good hands?
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
Doesn't it give you a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that our country is in such good hands?
posted by William Cirocco at 1:26 AM
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